Arriving in the Ukraine

The flight from Chicago was not particularly eventful, except for a seven hour layover in Frankfurt.  Jetlag was getting to me, so during the layover I walked to one of the airport cafés for some coffee.  I sat near a window where I could see the airport’s old-fashioned metal sign, to watch for any changes in the flight schedule. I was just finishing a cup of Turkish coffee when I saw that my flight was boarding. I asked the waiter for the bill and, Wow! Five Euro not including the tip for that small cup of mud.  I hurried onto the plane. That Turkish coffee didn’t keep me from dozing for much of the flight to the Ukraine.  For the rest, I put on the headphones provided and listened to Loretta Lynn’s country music.  We landed at Zhulyany International Airport in Kiev, the capitol city of the Ukraine.  The jet-liner slowed to a stop near the two jets parked on the tarmac, about 250 meters from the terminal building.  I grabbed my luggage and hauled it through the tiny door to the Customs area. 

Following the luggage inspection and the filling out of forms, I searched the lobby for Igor, my Interpreter who was to meet me.  The Ukraine is not normally a tourist destination, and doesn’t have any kind of special transportation or programs for visitors. Anyone who wasn’t meeting relatives at the airport—myself, and several men on business trips—would be meeting personal drivers in the lobby.  I finally saw Igor, a tall thin man wearing a grey sweater and a new looking black leather jacket holding an airport sign that read QUIST-EVERIL.  He was waiting with our driver, Dimitri.   

Dimitri carried my luggage for me, as was customary to do for visitors.  We headed out to Dimitri’s four-door Russian Lada car.  Most of the private-owned cars in the Ukraine are older mid-sized Russian Ladas, painted in a passive blue or green—a style carried over from the communist days, when the government encouraged the use of emotionally calming colors.  Igor and I climbed into the back seat, and Dimitri started the car. As we headed out of the parking area, Dimitri stopped near a bus-stop, where a small crowd stood waiting.  A heavyset man quickly jumped into the front seat.  No one had mentioned anyone else riding in the car with us.  He was middle aged and nicely dressed, not my idea of a typical hitchhiker.  I began to ask Igor why we were taking him along, but Igor slapped my hand and Shhh!ed me quickly.  We finished the half hour drive in silence.  When we reached Kiev, the stranger handed Dimitri some money, then vanished into the crowd on the sidewalk.   

Once the man was out of sight, Igor explained to me, “We never talk when we are around strangers.  They may be Mafia, or secret agents spying on us.  But most of the time it is someone who needs a ride and doesn’t wish to wait for the bus.” 

That night, Igor and I stayed in a small apartment near the business district.  The next morning, I was to attend a briefing with Petro (pronounced “Peter”), the USAID Project Manager.  On our walk to the briefing, Igor and I passed a large museum with a life-sized statue of some prominent figure next to the entrance steps.  The Ukraine is filled with statues of elite artists, poets, and other intellectuals. Like the other Former Soviet Union countries, the Ukraine had virtually no religious art—no statues of saints or prophets, no churches or cathedrals, not even crosses in cemeteries. The churches and cathedrals had been converted into military warehouses during communist times.  Under communism, religion of any kind was banned, allowing only for a “people-worship” society.  Every city has at least one statue of Lenin, the Soviet Union’s first ruler.   

A line of men waited for the doors to open at one of the buildings—the Workers Employment Bureau.  

“They are pensioners,” Igor told me.  He said that they had come to collect their retirement money.  The streets were lined with large government office buildings, banks, and apartment houses.  There were few stores compared to streets in the U.S., but on every corner stood a small kiosk, selling various goods including cigarettes, chewing gum, bottles of soda and more.  I saw very few cars on the streets and all of the bus stops were crowded with people hurrying to get on and off.  In the sea of people I spotted businessmen wearing black jackets, fur hats, and carrying briefcases; the women were in long dressy fur-collared coats, colorful headscarves, and shoulder strap purses.  

We walked through a large park where a babushka was sweeping the snow from the sidewalks.  Igor handed her a couple Hryvnia (Ukrainian money), a small tip.  Many pensioners, he told me, kept the sidewalks clean in exchange for modest tips from passersby.  The park was quiet.  In the center stood a couple of statues of military generals next to a WWII army tank.  I looked over at a large water fountain and saw a pack of stray dogs, running around searching for food.  

When we reached the building where my briefing would be held, Igor and I parted ways.  He walked three miles to the railroad station to purchase our tickets for the overnight train ride to Sumy, a small city near the Russian border in the North Eastern Ukraine.  Sumy was where I would be spending the next couple of weeks, educating and training farmers on the value of starting a Western style, Member owned cooperative in the Sumy Rayon.  (A “Rayon” is similar to a county here in the States.)  

In the conference room I met Petro, a man with thick bushy black hair wearing a dark suit and tie, who was never without a cigarette.  He sat next to me at the end of a long table with high backed padded chairs.  The large conference room gave one a sense of the communist days.  Old chandeliers hung from a high metal ceiling, and the faded yellow walls were lined with tall windows.  

Even with Petro and the others at the meeting speaking English, I became aware of my need for an interpreter.  Without Igor to help me, I had to struggle to understand everything that was being said, due to everyone’s accents and pronunciations. More than once, I had to refer to my translation dictionary.  

A young woman named Tanya was charged with translating and organizing the training materials I had prepared.  She was a tall, slender student from the International Affairs Department of a State University, working as an intern. Her low-cut blouse, short shirt, pony-tail and strong makeup demonstrated the independence of a new generation of Ukrainians. But her work ethic was no less strong than her older colleagues, and she kept busy translating, copying, and collating my training materials.  When she got the chance to speak between her duties, she told me that she planned someday of going go to America.  She asked me about different American stars and singers like Lady Gaga, Taylor Laurent, and a string of other names I’d never heard before.  But knowing the stereotypes that many Europeans have about Americans, I didn’t want to say anything that might cause her to think I was unintelligent or unaware of what was going on in the world.  So, rather than tell her that I didn’t know these celebrities, I smiled said that they were my favorites also.  

Petro was intent on acquainting me of the status of the farmers in the Sumy Rayon, especially about their reluctance to accept changes in the Collective farming practices.  It will take years for the concept of privatization to become accepted, he explained.  Many of the older farmers would be reluctant in taking on individual leadership responsibilities, harboring the old communist mindset.  Tanya’s generation might be more open to the idea of a democratically run cooperative, but in the meantime, we’d have to work to convince the older generation farmers.  

Even with a conversion chart in my hands, the task of converting acres to hectares, miles to kilometers and Fahrenheit to Celsius started to overwhelm me—the jetlag not helping.  My body wanted to go to sleep. 

Well, so much for Kiev.  

It was late in the evening when Igor and I saw our train pulling in.  The train station felt like a huge wooden warehouse, having originally been built to transport military troops.  There were no restaurants or shopping stalls that I could see. This train station never expected or planned for tourists.  It felt even larger and emptier with there being only a few other passengers boarding the train.   

We were welcomed aboard by the Provodnitsa (conductress), a heavy-set gal in her thirties, wearing a clean, well pressed grey uniform and the typical dark brown Russian fur hat.  She smiled and showed us to our cabin, one of eight on our car, each with two bunk beds and a closet but without a toilet or running water.  The vintage WWII-era passenger car was a tight fit with a narrow passageway along the one side.   

The Provodnitsa and I were not able to converse much, due to the language barrier; I didn’t speak Ukrainian, and the only English words she knew were “fee,” “toilet” and “You must pay now.”  She and Igor began a conversation that didn’t end until we’d settled in for the overnight ride.  There was a fee for the toilet at the opposite end of the car from the Provodnitsa’s station, for 13 hryvnia (one U.S. dollar), 25 hryvnia for blankets (two dollars), and 260 for a bottle of vodka (twenty dollars).  Well, I supposed she had to make a living somehow.  

Jet lag kept me awake for hours.  I had finally fallen asleep when Igor shook my bunk and said loudly, “Hey, We’re in Sumy.”

by Everil Quist, International Agri-Business Consultant



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